flymoniker

**Take today as er, yesterday.**

Ok so today was one of those woke-up-on-wrong-side-of-bed days.

Woke up at 3pm and hey, no one's home. Funny, since I came home last night to hang out with my folks. Bummed around with F till were both starving. So coming to the revelation that the 'rents are not returning anytime soon we headed to NorthPoint's extension mall.

For the first time in a long time, ate HK Cafe. Food wasn't satisfying - which made my day even worse cos I HATE wasting calories or disappointing foods (i.e. food that you don't go woah... when you eat it and pine when you've finished it). Feeling bored and dissatisfied F and I walked around. Ok. Walked around, as in. The bare 3 levels of the extension. Wow. All kitschy shops like Jean Accessories. Ha ha. Ok wait no, Jean accessories is good for hairpins.

On the 4th level, F and I were so excited at the new library! Although it was a little... well little. Lots of kids and oldies yadda yadda. Indifferent, we persevered in our fruitless search for GG and Zoey Deans. Sighted 3 boorish looking morons. (Normally don't notice this kind of vermin but they were talking too loud in a too quiet library to not notice)

BLM 1: 'Yadda yaddas about girl with boyfriend'

BLM 2: Aiyah look att hur skin lahz. Lateh pass to uz.

BLM 3: 'Giggles'

I SWEAR, I have never been so hurt in my entire life. Seriously, I was just having an allergy reaction, which happens when I eat seafood. And HELLO, I CAN HEAR YOU. And so can the 23982479812 people around me. Honestly, I was stunned and appalled because besides being extremely rude and ignorant, it was just so CRUEL.

(Digression: At that moment, I was having a total epiphany about how black people must feel when they get discriminated against and people tell them LOVE WHO YOU ARE and WE ARE ALL THE SAME but it doesn't help a notch, actually.)

Anyway, before I could unleash the torrent of stuff like OH DON'T COME NEAR ME I DON'T WANT YOUR POOR PEOPLE'S GERMS AND TALKING ABOUT INFECTIOUS, THAT THING ON YOUR NECK LOOKS NASTY. OH SORRY, WHAT? IT'S YOUR HEAD? MY BAD, MAN. OH WAIT, YOUR BAD, YOU SCARED ME FIRST F pulled me away in search of James Patterson (he didn't notice them).

They had like those weird rebonded hair that weird loser guys go for? Erm. Like. Weird loser guys who think that they're girls? Something like that. And one of them was fat. (I don't discriminate against fat people, they stomp on my dinky toes first. ) and the last one... Jesus Christ, Nottie exist in Singapore! And they had this aura around them that goes 'I am just hanging around here cos in case any ah lians come, they can walk around and pretend to look for children's books, and then i can ask for their numbers. why yes, of course i can read, i'm here to check out if there's an easier alphabets book. Heh.'

Anyway, I gave them the finger.

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On Friday, F and I were in town for some Cotton On shopping!

If you're wondering why I'm so excited - it's because I don't usually go into Cotton On and recently I just keep seeing the exercise shorts, you know the one that looks like a posher version of FBTs? And I just HAD to get them.

There was so many people it caused a lack of oxygen.

I hate crowds, especially when I'm shopping but for those cute shorts, I held on. And i bought two pairs - size 6 denim and black plain ones. Was kind of disappointed, cos I wanted the nautical print one but there was only size 12. Bought two tanks too.

Amazingly, when the counter rang them up it was ALL on half price! So everything was for ten bucks.

And I saw a malay girl in front of me walking off with her stuff INSIDE a canvas bag... and I just had to ask for one too.

When the guy scanned the bag then I realised it was another charity gimmick and I just paid 2 bucks for a cheap canvas bag.

OH WAIT!
I have another rant.

Ok, so yours truly have zipped up a pair of Size Zero (0) Abercrombie jeans ok, and on average wears about US size 2, and UK 6. So imagine my horror when I went home (couldn't be bothered to try on the clothes there cos the queue was a tired, grouchy snake) and the size 6 fitted like short tights. Quite cute la, like those retro bike shorts Momo always wears, but I wanted them to be loose and cute and comfy. Was feeling extremely fat and all. Z.

WTF PUHLEAZE. ISN'T AUSSIE SIZING BIGGER?
(Sorry, just had to say that)

It's nearly 7am, I'm out.