Please try to entertain me and play along cos it's really hard to type with my bloody nails and I am putting in quite a bit of effort k.(So is eating KFC, but let's not go into that)
1. KAT VON D LAUNCHES MAKEUP LINE AT SEPHORA
*gasp*
*gasp*
She looks so weird in the photos though... Her hair is so. Flat. She used to look so fab. Must be the stylist.
I found her while shopping at Sephora.com!!! Omg. Ahahaha.
2. The 8th floor turns malays on.
HAHAHAHHAHAH what nonsense right you say. Bwha. I'm sorry if you're malay but I'm really not being racist here. It's just the subjects in point are malays.
Ok Qt smokes right? Then when I accompany him to smoke we always go to the stairwells when we're home. When we're at his place, we always barge in on a certain malay couple who looks like they're having fun. If you know what I mean. And the funny thing is, we not only walk in on them once, but AT LEAST THRICE. Don't they have enough brains to figure out that oh, on xxth floor there's always people walking in on me and my fat girlfriend and I should really move our rendevouz venue?
Wait. Keep your panties on, there's more.
At my place, unsurprisingly, funnily, weirdly, there's ANOTHER malay couple who do hanky panky on my floor. And yes, we've walked in on them like, oh I don't know, FIVE times? It just freaks me out to see people in school uniforms getting it on in dirty stairwells.
But that's not the point! The point is... today when I followed Qt out, we found PACKETS OF TISSUE. Unopened ok.
Qt: Wow they're so prepared they actually left some here so next time they don't need to bring!
Cues unbridled giggles and all till our eyes laid on the used ones. It was a totally bulimic moment, I swear.
Bleaurgh.
HAHAHAHHAHAH what nonsense right you say. Bwha. I'm sorry if you're malay but I'm really not being racist here. It's just the subjects in point are malays.
Ok Qt smokes right? Then when I accompany him to smoke we always go to the stairwells when we're home. When we're at his place, we always barge in on a certain malay couple who looks like they're having fun. If you know what I mean. And the funny thing is, we not only walk in on them once, but AT LEAST THRICE. Don't they have enough brains to figure out that oh, on xxth floor there's always people walking in on me and my fat girlfriend and I should really move our rendevouz venue?
Wait. Keep your panties on, there's more.
At my place, unsurprisingly, funnily, weirdly, there's ANOTHER malay couple who do hanky panky on my floor. And yes, we've walked in on them like, oh I don't know, FIVE times? It just freaks me out to see people in school uniforms getting it on in dirty stairwells.
But that's not the point! The point is... today when I followed Qt out, we found PACKETS OF TISSUE. Unopened ok.
Qt: Wow they're so prepared they actually left some here so next time they don't need to bring!
Cues unbridled giggles and all till our eyes laid on the used ones. It was a totally bulimic moment, I swear.
Bleaurgh.
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