Happy happy ending

So last weekend we went on cruise to Redang. It was fun and really giggly cos I had my girls with me!!








If you don't know what this is it probably means you don't know Sammi Cheng. But it's okay.







Lol lots of couples were taking photos with that cheesy heart. Farley looked at me and we went "No..."



I love how when one of us goes all pseudo candid, the other will just play along.





Pardon me if I'm wrong but I was told these are washed up corals. Pretty to look at, but fucking painful if you step on them. Of course, the whole beach was strewn with them.

I found one that looked like a claw (Y)







The one that's covered in sand is mine.

This is my "FUCK sand in my pants!!!" face.







My coral. That sat next to me.



The obligatory sand-shadow-beach-feet shot.




Ooooh everytime I see this I think of chocolate milk. The water's actually really clear but the surf kinda churned the sand along.

Abrupt ending to photos here.

Today's FRIDAY!!!! Which means two weeks left and I'm on vacayyyyy till Oct 25th. VACAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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Hotel Michael + Voyage De La Vie

Introducing my new Olympus Pen! My first Olympus.

So the weekend before last we headed to Hotel Michael for a super mini staycation

I prefer Hard Rock I think. Michael is just too... orange. Plus, Hard Rock had an iPod dock and a bigger balcony. Not to mention a elevator from the carpark to the hotel lobby. The one at Michael was NOT COMPLETED yet. Whao. We went in the direction of the arrow that says Hotel Lobby Lift and got scolded by a guard. WTF.












I love blue bathrooms! While my dream house would be fully done in baby pink, my bathroom HAS to be blue. There's just something about aqua tiles.




It was really cold though. Okfine we set it that way cos we like to freeze and pretend we're in somewhere you can wear fluffy boots. Farley looks like a dumpling here.










Right outside our balcony was the something-line. You know the one that comes from Harbourfront.

The balcony was teeny and really dusty. Some parts of Hotel Michael were still under construction.

















Voyage De La Vie was quite awesome. I forgot my flash so the night pictures sucked. I love the blond contortionist and the girl twirling on a rope in the air. Ate at Chili's after that. I'm a total ribs virgin since I'm simply too lazy to attempt eating such an obviously awkward dish but this time Farley just plucked off all the meat for me. YUMMSY I WANNA HAVE RIBS AGAIN!!!!

Redang post after this.

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I'm tired of doing things I don't wanna do

This is how I feel like everyday.

Fruitcakes a too too

I have lots of photos to post up but I've got neither the time nor the energy to even upload them.

I was just texting K earlier on when I had an epiphany. Again.

What I was doing was telling him my user id and pw for some game. Incidentally, I have invested (pui) quite a sum of money in this game and if K wasn't my cousin, he could have just logged into my account, and transferred whatever I had to his. That's not to say that K wouldn't do that, but... HAHAHHA. Maybe K would. Just kidding.

It occurred to me that I always hand myself on a platter to people. In a split second, I can trust someone, I can lend someone money or whatever they need. Not even considering for one second that they're slutty whores who can't keep their mouths closed (HA HA) or that I will never see these people again. I'm so impulsive I don't stop to think. I just imagine things would sort themselves out, these people are good, really, despite what everyone says about them.

It's like here's my money, here's my trust, love and confidance! Take them! Who needs them! You can have them for free!

If I'm Percy Jackson, this would be my fatal flaw.

Guess I'll never be the good girl that gets everything right.

WTF

I laughed throughout Eclipse last night. Maybe it was the endless scouring for a place to have dinner without queuing or shoving. But come 9pm, when I walked into the cinema hoping for a quiet respite, I was greeted with tons of Twi-I have never read the books but I must watch then can haolian -llighters who had no idea what the storyline was supposed to be. But the entire movie was so jumpy and abrupt and overcheesed that I kept giggling to myself when everyone was in solemn silence because Edward is glittering, y'know? R.E.S.P.E.C.T!

And watching Bella yell at Edward when she wasn't supposed to was so reminiscent of Dumbledore shoving Harry that I felt so indignant for a moment. Then I went back to giggling. If I were to choose, Eclipse would be the worst Twilight movie ever. And it was a close fight.

One bottomless pit

thisiswhyyourefat

This is one out of many dreams that I have. I want to do this someday. Hopefully when I'm still young (pui) and not so susceptible to cholesterol. My favourite liquid egg yolks and BACON. Ooooh. Food porn!

Ok I'm feeling fucking eggsy cos I just ate 4 half-boiled eggs during an office meeting at an old school coffeeshop. I am ALWAYS up for sunny side ups and half-boiled eggs. Not scrambled or benedict. I love eggs. In fact, I wish on a frequent basis that hens should just forget the whites and lay eggs that contain only yolks. Mmmm.

So random - and a sign that my diet is obviously on its last legs. Eclipse tonight!

P.s. This photo was actually saved in my mac's hard disk since a year ago. I suspect the reason why I'm the same height as MKO but so much bigger is because of my food obsession.